Fake London Clothes. Fake London is a riot of every colour imaginable with buckets of sequins, badges and appliqués. Desiree Mejer is a Fashion Designer with loads of attitude. Her Denim wear is a contemporary legend for men and women. The Fake London Clothing Collection includes Jeans, Denim Jackets, Pants, Knitwear, including Sweaters and Pullovers, Shirts and T-Shirts. Fake London Trainers and Shoes along with Casual Jackets and Coats complete the collection.